Δευτέρα 25 Μαΐου 2009

Διδάσκοντας-σκοτώνοντας αρχαία στο γυμνάσιο

-Καλημέρα, παιδιά.
Ας δούμε το παρακάτω μάθημα. Διάβασε, Γιώργο (ο απουσιολόγος).
(Ο Γιώργος διαβάζει.)
-Μετάφρασε, Γιώργο.
(Ο Γιώργος, πολύ υπεύθυνος και ξέροντας ότι θα του ζητηθεί να παραδώσει, έχει μελετήσει και προετοιμάσει το επόμενο μάθημα. Είμαστε στη Γ΄ Γυμνασίου ενός Γυμνασίου του Αιγάλεω. Αρχίζει τη μετάφραση, αλλά σε ένα σημείο κομπιάζει.)
-Συνέχισε, Γιώργο. μετΈφρασε και το υπόλοιπο!
-Δεν το ξέρω, κυρία. Συγνώμη!
-Καλά, δεν πειράζει, Γιώργο. Ποιος θα μεταφράσει;
(Κανείς δεν προτίθεται. Προσπαθεί η ίδια, αλλά δεν τα καταφέρνει, γιατί χτες το βράδυ έβλεπε το αγαπημένο της σίριαλ, όπως τους είπε ευθαρσώς.)
-Καλά. Πάρτε το σαν άσκηση για το σπίτι. Πάμε στα λεξιλογικά.
(Πάλι τα ίδια σε μια …δύσκολη λέξη.)
-Βρείτε την ετυμολογία της λέξης στο σπίτι.
…….
Την εποχή του διαγωνίσματος απαιτεί να βρουν τις δευτερεύουσες προτάσεις από μια πολύ σύνθετη περίοδο, να τις διαχωρίσουν και να τις αναγνωρίσουν πλήρως.
Πότε-πότε ζητά από τα παιδιά να της δανείσουν τα βοηθήματα που χρησιμοποιούν και επιστρέφοντάς τα τα κρίνει:
-Το δικό σου δε μου άρεσε, Νίκο. Του Πάνου είναι καλύτερο.
(Το τμήμα για κακή της τύχη είναι πολύ υψηλού επιπέδου. Και για κακή του τύχη η φιλόλογος είναι αντιστρόφως ανάλογου επιπέδου. Κάποτε σε διαγώνισμα φέρνει ένα πατσαβούρι κακογραμμένο με σημειώσεις στο περιθώριο και δίνοντάς το ζητά συγνώμη:)
-Συγνώμη, αλλά χτες έβλεπα το αγαπημένο μου σίριαλ και έπιασα να το γράψω μετά τις 12 τα μεσάνυχτα.

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Φαντάζομαι ότι η συγκεκριμένη θα σκοτώνει το ίδιο καλά και τα υπόλοιπα μαθήματα, θερσίτη.
Αυτό όμως, όπως το έχεις γράψει, είναι νούμερο για επιθεώρηση. Ιδού, συνάδελφέ μου, στάδιον δόξης λαμπρόν, να γράψουμε θεατρικό έργο με υλικό από τα θρανία. Ξέρω ξέρω...δεν προλαβαίνουμε...:((

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Μωρέ, γιατί δεν προλαβαίνουμε. Περίμενε μόνο, γιατί τώρα το καλοκαίρι γράφω μια νουβέλα για το επάλ. Κράτα τα γέλια σου, γιατί θα χρειαστείς απόθεμα.

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